FIVE POSSIBLE WORST LAPTOPS

La Vie G Hello Kitty Laptop

This notebook themes Japan’s most beloved feline Hello Kitty. And it seems that this cat has been taking seminars from Mr. T, judging by the fact that the notebook is literally dripping in bling, swanking a jaw dropping and bank account depleting 299 Swarovski crystals. The crystals on the notebook, developed by Sanrio Co., are used in abundant quantities to create four hearts, the cat’s head sporting a pink bow, and to top it all off a crown. Sadly these are not even the least of features one would expect from any sort of Notebook

24-Karat gold plated Mac Book Pro

Steve Jobs would board up at the very thought of this golden behemoth. The substances of the machine are the same; however the glitterier outside will set you back a pretty penny in the form of an cooping additional $1200 - $1500, depending on gold price vacillations. Adding this 24 Karat gold plated block to your Apple will take from 2 to 4 weeks. In addition, if the gold plating doesn’t complete your ravenous hunger for all things shiny, you can choose a diamond studded logo to replace the well known apple on the back of every Mac Book. Karat can never replace APPLE.

Acer Aspire 5920

The Aspire 5920 might make one think that the only paint existing to them was gray, and they used enough of it to make even an elephant desirous. Poor color choice aside, this dingy piece of computing possesses some undoubtedly appalling design touches. The unit was supposedly crafted with support from the folks at BMW Design Works, but it looks like a child single-handedly designed this laptop using only a gray crayon. All in all the Aspire 5920 is hideous, and the opening system styled after a door handle does not add magnificence in any form to the unsightly exterior.

Alienware Aurora m9700

The Alienware Aurora m9700 is a gaming laptop to the extreme and fashion’s worst nightmarish. Processing power on this monster drives the $1800 price tag, but what it is deficient in on the outside isn’t quite made up by the power on the inside. First off this notebook is massive, weighing in at roughly 11 pounds, so carrying around this masterpiece of ugly is not an easy task. The black keyboard and beige interior clearly leave something to be desired as well.

NEC TYPE-N01

This notebook clearly reveals the reason why laptops should not be modeled after mock missile command stations. Not only does it possess jagged hot keys, but also has a monster red button that would surely make lugging around this obnoxious excuse for a computer nearly impossible. Spec-wise the innards aren’t much more appealing. It has a 1.6GHz AMD mobile Sempron 3200+ processor, 1GB of DDR2 RAM, 80 - 100GB hard drive, dual-layer DVD burner, 802.11 a/b/g and a FeliCa port.